Staticy Bangs Be Gone

29 Feb

So today at work I realized I’m totally a genius and if Shark Tank or Dragons’ Den ever came my way and I wasn’t busy blogging that day, I’d totally take my new invention to the audition and share it with the world.

Imagine the back of his head as the front of my face.

I have a confession to make, I have staticy bangs.

I have super thin, fine hair and when the weather gets they way Chicago weather gets, my new fringe has no benefits. 

Bestie Sarah suggested I carry a dryer sheet around in my purse. Done. So, the general routine is brush bangs into adorable Zooey-like adorablenes…

…which makes me look, instead, like Russell up there…so I pull out my dryer sheet and rub it on my bangs which just jacks them up all over again so I brush them again and they get staticy again…..ugh…you gets the picture, I’m sure.

WELL, today, the dryer sheet was kinda stuck on the brush and I realized I was a genius and had created a beauty tool to be worshiped from this point forward by all beauty tools.

The Staticy Bang Be Gone Brush.

Since I’d like you all (all 5 of you) to share in my glory I’ve created a very detailed tutorial for you to de-static your bangs in 4 simple steps.

Step 1: Gather Supplies

Step 2: Wrap dryer sheet around brush and squish. Tape dryer sheet around handle of brush.

Step 3: Use your new weird looking brush to smooth out bangs.

Step 4: Continue living life as the adorable lady you are, but now with slightly less staticy hair.

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10 Responses to “Staticy Bangs Be Gone”

  1. clownonfire February 29, 2012 at 5:44 pm #

    See what happens when I go out and help friends move? It’s comment frenzy day on your blog!

    Who’s Zooey? Never mentioned her on my blog. And nice bangs.

    • CJack February 29, 2012 at 7:10 pm #

      Right?!?!

      It’s weird that my best friend never mentioned she knew you…huh….

  2. saradraws February 29, 2012 at 8:03 am #

    That post was bang on.
    Wha? Ok, I’m sorry. I’ll leave.

    • CJack February 29, 2012 at 8:23 am #

      Bhahahahaha!

  3. lemonlimeglitters February 29, 2012 at 3:23 am #

    Love it! I will try this!!

    • CJack February 29, 2012 at 8:26 am #

      I just used it “officially” and it worked like a charm!

  4. gorgeousocity February 29, 2012 at 2:07 am #

    That’s a goodie. A tiny spread of moisturiser or hair oil over the fingers and palms smoothed over the hair can work well too. The operative word being TINY, you don’t want to weight fine hair down at all do you?

    • CJack February 29, 2012 at 8:27 am #

      Excellent idea! What’s the verdict on maybe doing the same thing with hand lotion?

  5. The Mane Squeeze February 29, 2012 at 1:59 am #

    Great idea!

    • CJack February 29, 2012 at 8:30 am #

      Thanks very much!

      You could probably fit one on a regular flat brush as well, but I’ll just bask in the glow of my new “bangs brush” for now. Don’t want to get greedy. 🙂

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